tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

Today I got in a car accident but fortunately I’m ok!
Also happy bday to Tweek

sevensecondstosavetheworld:

cuberobot:

I know people on tumblr will appreciate this more than my mom did and that gives me hope

This is probably the best Don’t Starve fanart I’ve ever seen

stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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phobias:

relahvant:

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry 

life sucks when you’re not dating me

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.

You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

nefertsukia:

ireallylovehttyd:

outoftheclosetcosplay:

Hiccup confronts unfamiliar dragons a lot better when he’s older.

oh gosh! that look in the second picture just kills me

"Surrounded by dangerous dragons. Dark place. So much fire. Pretty light. Gotta look sexay."
*smoulder time*